People Magazine is reporting that ex-X Files Douchebag Duchovny has entered some kind of rehab for sex addiction.
"I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction," the Douchebag actor says in an exclusive statement to People. "I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family."
Isn't he playing some kind of Douchebag sex addict on that show that he's on that nobody watches? Someone should tell him it's called 'Acting', you can pretend, you don't have to do it for real.
This crowd of Douchebags thinks that a guy is Michael Phelps and mob him. Other than the fact that the guy is white he does not look like Phelps. I hate to promote stereotypes but maybe white people look the same to them.
Captains Hat...check Aviator sunglasses...check Zinc Oxide covering entire nose...check Bottle of booze...check Singing along to radio with hop-hop hand motions (even though song is Rock)...check
Technoviking will bring the pain on any Douchebag that tries to disrupt the unity of the dance. Douchebags beware. Douchebags keep your distance. There is no place for a Douchebag in the presence of Technoviking. He is the protector from all things Douche.
This Douchebag tries to tube down a street flooded by hurricane Fay and he fails, in the most Douchebag sort of way. For some reason Douchebags are attracted to hurricanes like moths to flame.
Now this girl is at tha club gettin her party on. She is lookin pretty good, until you notice the C-section scar and the stretch marks. She may want to stay away from the tube top.