Monday, September 8, 2008

Your Daily Dose of Douche

I don't know why I think this picture is so funny, but I do:





These guys are perpetrating some general Douchebag-ery

Saturday, September 6, 2008

Douche Off

See 2 master (bater) Douchebags battle it out in all areas of Douchebag-ery



Saturday, August 30, 2008

Douchebag Commercial: More Doctors Smoke Camels Than Any Other Cigarette

Because we all respect doctor's opinions, even their brand of cigarettes:

Friday, August 29, 2008

Do you see the Subliminal Message?


Celebrity Douchebag: David Duchovny Enters Rehab for Sex Addiction




People Magazine is reporting that ex-X Files Douchebag Duchovny has entered some kind of rehab for sex addiction.
"I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction," the Douchebag actor says in an exclusive statement to People. "I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family."
Isn't he playing some kind of Douchebag sex addict on that show that he's on that nobody watches? Someone should tell him it's called 'Acting', you can pretend, you don't have to do it for real.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Blog: The 9 Worst Recent Fashion Trends for Douchebags



This article is brilliant, I was going to do something similar- listing top douchbag fashion styles but this guy really covered all the main points.

Nice...very nice.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Douchebags in China think some guy is Michael Phelps (and he's not)

This crowd of Douchebags thinks that a guy is Michael Phelps and mob him. Other than the fact that the guy is white he does not look like Phelps. I hate to promote stereotypes but maybe white people look the same to them.


Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Captain Douchebag

Douchebag Checklist:

Captains Hat...check
Aviator sunglasses...check
Zinc Oxide covering entire nose...check
Bottle of booze...check
Singing along to radio with hop-hop hand motions (even though song is Rock)...check


...meet Captain Douchebag


Monday, August 25, 2008

Your Daily Dose of Douche

This Douchebag has earned the right to have his own post.

Classic Video: All Douchebags Must Fear the Technoviking

Technoviking will bring the pain on any Douchebag that tries to disrupt the unity of the dance. Douchebags beware. Douchebags keep your distance. There is no place for a Douchebag in the presence of Technoviking. He is the protector from all things Douche.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Emo Douchebag Love Letter

Here is an Emo Douchebag's statement of undying love to his beloved:


Do You Dress Like A Douchebag?

This easy to use guide will help you figure out if your wardrobe has Douchebag tendencies:


Click to Engorge:

Saturday, August 23, 2008

DoucheFail: Douchebag tries to tube down flooded street

This Douchebag tries to tube down a street flooded by hurricane Fay and he fails, in the most Douchebag sort of way. For some reason Douchebags are attracted to hurricanes like moths to flame.


Friday, August 22, 2008

DoucheFail: Zex Appeal

Now this girl is at tha club gettin her party on. She is lookin pretty good, until you notice the C-section scar and the stretch marks. She may want to stay away from the tube top.

Alicia Sacramone Page

The public has spoken and the Douchewatcher has heard you.

You want more Alicia Sacramone.

Well...I would never deny you: CLICK HERE Alicia Sacramone Page

Is Michael Phelps a Douchebag???

This suprising new video makes a solid case

(Thanks to IHEARTCHAOS)

Douchebag Gets 'Panned'